MONEY BACK

MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

Written by: Barry P. Foley
Copyright © 29 Apr 2021

Meet this little gal at a party a couple years ago
We fell in love, head over heels, thought she loved me so
Dropped a couple grand at a Jewelry Store, danced out with a diamond ring
When I popped the question, she just laughed & all she said was NO

Headed back to the Jewelry Store praying for sympathy
They offered half my money back, quoting corporate policy
Now I’m stuck with a fancy rock with no finger to stick it on
Maybe I’d learned words, of wisdom, now I’ll pass on

Chorus
Find yourself a Jewelry Store like none other around
It might be on the internet, or on the sleazy side of town
It’s got to be the kind of Jewelry Store, to meet your special needs
One with a “She Said No” Money Back Guarantee

My buddy Dan just called, man, he is all stressed out
He done found himself a pretty gal, he can’t live with out
Said I need your advice, you been down this road before
I told him before you start shopping, look for the sign upon the door

Repeat Chorus

Tag: One with a “She Said No” Money Back Guarantee