YOU AIN’T NO COUNTRY SINGER Written by: Barry P. Foley © 12 February 2012
You can buy yourself some cowboy boots that really shine Get a Stetson hat, shirt and jeans from Shepler’s on-line Play a brand new Garth Brooks model Takamine guitar Set ]up a flashy little web-site and tell world you are a star
Buy a Stars & Bars Rebel Flag, when you pay for gas Practice saying Yee-Haw, Howdy and Y’all can kiss my ass Checkout the latest Billboard Charts for an import guitar slinger But all that crap don’t make you a……. country singer
1st CHORUS We don’t need a 1000 flashing lights or break dancing groups Cause Country Music is about 3 chords and nothing but the truth It comes from deep in our hearts, played on an old 6 stringer Even your Mama knows,” You ain’t no country singer”...No sir!
You can watch all them hit videos on that CMT Throw down Tequila shots for courage and do Karaoke Learn to do the two step on a sawdust dance floor But you’re all hat and NO cattle, not Hank Number Four
2nd CHORUS If you wanna sing pop or rock you don’t need no heart But Country Music is a whole lot more than looking the part So go back that Karaoke bar, before I get even meaner Son, let’s just face the fact, You Ain’t No Country Singer
TAG: No matter what your website says, You Ain’t No Country Singer
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